Hello, my lovelies. As you can see, I’m posting this article a day late. The reason for this is that I’ve been extra busy between this, my real job, and my personal life. With that in mind, I haven’t had time to write a real article so instead, I’m going to give you a list of my ten favorite quotes and conversations from the 2015 film, Cool Cat Saves the Kids. The list will be in no particular order. Cool Cat Saves the Kids is a bizarre little film that stars Erik Estrada, Vivica A. Fox, and a grown man in a cat costume. If you want to know more, the YouTube channel, IHateEverything, has an excellent video on it. I can’t recommend this film enough so here we go.
Cool Cat: I’m Cool Cat and I’m going to save the kids
Daddy Derek: Cool Cat loves to boogie-woogie!
Butch the Bully: Why do they call you Cool Cat? They should call you Dumb Cat!
Cool Cat: Who is this?
Butch the Bully: You heard me! You might look like a cat, but you stink like a dog.
Cool Cat: Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!
Vivica A. Fox: He better not be a bully because I don’t like bullies.
Cool Cat: Why did you want to paint the wall?
Jamie: Because nobody loves us. We take other people’s thing so they know that we were there.
Serge: Nobody cares for us. That’s why we do it.
Cool Cat: No, you’ve got it all wrong. That’s not the truth. The truth is: There’re a lot of people that love you and care for you. I know it because I love you. I’m Cool Cat and I love all kids.
Radio Announcer: This is another kids alert. The candy thief has struck again. All the kids are crying.
Butch the Bully: It’s fat time for me!
Erik Estrada: That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat’s face!
Momma Cat: I’ll be ready in a couple of minutes!
Daddy Derek: Hey I bet you will you fine lookin’ kitty cat you!
Butch the Bully: Darn Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada messed it up!
There it is. For those of you who can’t tell, Cool Cat Saves the Kids is a cinematic masterpiece. Where else are you going to see Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada teach children about gun safety? The answer is, nowhere.” Cool Cat Saves the kids is everything you ever have and ever will want to see all wrapped into one movie. You’re welcome.
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Directed by Derek Savage, performances by Vivica A. Fox, Erik Estrada, and Derek Savage. Cool Cat Productions, 2015.
- “Cool Cat Saves the Kids.” IMDb, IMDb.com, 1 Feb. 2015, www.imdb.com/title/tt2974050/. Accessed 08 Apr 2019.
- “Cool Cat Saves the Kids: Search for the Worst.” YouTube, uploaded by IHateEverything, o5 Nov 2015,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTZZYm2HZI Accessed 09 Apr 2019.